Tyrranical Parents

This I'm sure most of us can relate to. Parents. We love them and sure, they loves us too and they do a whole lot of stuff for us...but sometimes, heck, why be nice right now...a lot of times...they can annoy us to bits. Admit it...it happens with all of us.

Top Parents' most frequently used phrases list-

1. Please clean your room. It looks worse than a pigsty. If anyone comes in here...they'll wonder how we've brought you up.

2. Do you ever do ANY physical activity? Do you know how bad it is for health?

3. How can you be so selfish? It's always all about you isnt it? ALWAYS.

4. How lazy can you possibly get? You are abnormal!

5.Get off the phone

6. Turn it down!!

7.You cant watch TV in the afternoon!!

8. Get off the bloody laptop!!

9. DO NOT HIT YOU BROTHER!

10. Hurry up.

11. Take a sweater...take a jacket...

12. Take it anyway!

13.Im going to count till 10 and then we're leaving without you. We are always late because of YOU!

14. I mean it! NOW!

15. If u dont go, we're not going.

16. Give me a kiss!

17. Stop it this instant or we're going home!

18. Set the table!

19. Dont give me the `it- not -my turn' thing

20. Sit up. Dont slouch.

21. Push ur chair into the table.

22. How many times have I told you??

23. Move your glass it's too close to the edge!

24. Watch it!

25. Is that yours??

26. Do you ever put anything back anywhere??

27. Just a minute...cant u see im talking??

28. I said..dont interrupt!

29. Go outside. It's such lovely weather.

30. You have a superiority complex.

31. You dont know everything.

32. Read a book.

33.Go to you room.

34. You don't always get what you wangt. that's life

34. Don't argue with me. I'm not discussing this any more.

35.Where did all the cookies go?

36. Is your homework done? Do you EVER study?? We are not spending so much on your tution for nothing!

37. Stopp yelling.

38. STOP YELLING. IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME SOMETHING, COME HERE.

39. I'll think about it.

40. Not now.

41. Ask your father.

42. We'll see.

43. Don't sit so close to the television, it's bad for your eyes.

44. Calm down.

45. Is that the truth?

46. Fasten your seatbelts.

47. Did everyone fasten their seatbelts?

48. I'm sorry, that's the rule.I'm sorry, that's the rule.I'm sorry, that's the rule

49. Ask your mother.

50 Don't we matter to you at all?

51. For the love of god, shut up sometimes.

52. You have no respect!!

53. Family is important. You must bond with your cousins. And no, you cannot call them` wierd' or `lame' behind their backs, even. Even if u hate them, try and be their friends.

54. Thats final.


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I'm sure if we really got down to writing this down...it could go on for pages and pages but sadly, I don't have enough patience.

A typical conversation-

* Daughter/son is sitting on her/his bed...listening to music*
*enter mother*

mother- (whatever name)!!!
*no response*
*mother plucks out earphones*
kid- you mind?
mother- do you mind listening and taking those darn things out your ears when im talking to you?
kid- you were talking to me?
mother- see?
kid- whatever.
mother- dont `whatever me'
*kid is silent*
mother- have you done all your homework?
kid- um not quite. but iv started.
mother- do u plan on working on that instead of sitting all day and listening to music or watching TV?
kid- we have holidays!
mother- so?
kid- ugh. this is so unfair.
mother- u r impossible.
*kid slams door and leaves*

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mother- (whatever name) , put those glasses in the kitchen.
kid- why?
mother- because i said so.
kid- thats no reason.
mother- it bloody well is.
kid- but I didnt even bring them here!
mother- and so?
kid- so...why should i put them back??!!
mother- because you live in this house and you will do as I say.
kid- no i wont
*kid slams door yet again and leaves*
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girl- mom can i go to (whatever name)'s place wednesday?
mother- no (whatever name 2)..i thought I told you...you're grounded.
girl- but mom!
mother- no but's.
girl- It's her B'day !
mother- I really don't care unless you improve your behaviour.
girl- but I havent done anything wrong!
mother- God knows you're grades are going down.
girl- can u lay off a little? cut me some slack sometimes??
mother- I will choose weather or not to ` lay off' or to` cut u some slack' .As of now, you're not allowed.
girl- I really really really hate you!!!! you're ruining my life!

*girl leaves room*

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father-(whatever name) did you get your math paper?
kid- no dad! will you quit pestering me about it?? I'll show it to you when the thing comes!
father- I'm sure you've got it by now. It's been 2 months since the paper!
kid- Dad!!! for the last time today, I have NOT GOT MY MATH PAPER!

*next day........
dad gets a call from the school*
principal- mr.(whatever) , this is just to inform you that (whatever name) hasnt come to school today. this is the second time he has got into trouble since he got an F on his math paper.
father- they got their paper?
principal- Oh, of course! Quite a few weeks back!
father- Ok thank you mam. Let me deal with (whatever name) myself.

*(whatever name) comes home from school.*
father-son, i had a talk with miss.(whatever) this morning and I found your paper in your wastebasket..which I might add you have not emptied!
son- what are you talking about?
father- How much can you defy me you stupid boy? Useless!
son- Fine. Don't trust me. I hate you.

*son leaves room*
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LOL

Yes, we fight and argue. But ah well, in the end family is family.
Love them or hate them , u cannot ignore them.(trust me i'v tried!)


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